Today's Lucky Proveb

The Front Fell Off

Today's Lucky Proverb

There's just not enough french horn in heavy metal these days.

Today's Lucky Proverb

Dude's voice is as smooth as a Ken doll's nether regions.

Today's Lucky Proverb

I was gonna' do the master cleanse, or order some of those Kinoki foot pads.

Today's Lucky Proverb

That's a cool looking dog. I'm fascinated with dogs . . . and, little girls watering statues.

Today's Lucky Proverb

Congratulations! You just won a life sized My Pretty Pony!

Today's Lucky Proverb

That's like spraying perfume on a turd.

Today's Lucky Wisdom

Was it Ivan Lendl? No, it was some guy. Uh . . .

Today's Lucky Proverb

I shall ride a horse through Mariners Park . . . bare back. Or, maybe go on one of those harbor cruises.