Today's Lucky Proverb

How about you click the red X and get out of my chair

Today's Lucky Proveb

The Front Fell Off

Today's Lucky Proverb

There's just not enough french horn in heavy metal these days.

Today's Lucky Proverb

Dude's voice is as smooth as a Ken doll's nether regions.

Today's Lucky Proverb

I was gonna' do the master cleanse, or order some of those Kinoki foot pads.

Today's Lucky Proverb

That's a cool looking dog. I'm fascinated with dogs . . . and, little girls watering statues.

Today's Lucky Proverb

Congratulations! You just won a life sized My Pretty Pony!

Today's Lucky Proverb

That's like spraying perfume on a turd.

Today's Lucky Wisdom

Was it Ivan Lendl? No, it was some guy. Uh . . .

Today's Lucky Proverb

I shall ride a horse through Mariners Park . . . bare back. Or, maybe go on one of those harbor cruises.

Today's Lucky Proverb

We've angered them by shoving them into sausage casings.

Today's Lucky Proverb

So, this is what it feels like to be Smarty Jones.

And, the follow up to that statement was: How can you be smart as a horse?