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We've angered them by shoving them into sausage casings.

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So, this is what it feels like to be Smarty Jones.

And, the follow up to that statement was: How can you be smart as a horse?

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Where'd that chunk of skin go? She either ate it, or it's in my couch somewhere.

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Don't you hate it when you sit on your own junk?

Well, it's better than sitting on someone else's.

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Are you the man? Cause your holding me down

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I was thinking 'yeah', but now I'm thinking 'nah.'

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I mailed it off tomorrow.