Today's Lucky Proverb

A kilt? Really? Is he Scottish? No?

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That didn't taste like vomit, but it sure burnt like it was.

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Talking to that guy is like eating a peanut butter and ear wax sandwich. Most unappealing.

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Fresno. I spent a week there one night.

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Dude. I love ya' like a brother . . . now get the fuck out.

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You guys are bananas . . . and bananas is good.

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If happiness is water, then you, my friend, are oil.

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Hmmm, maybe I should say something about the weather.

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If you see me work for a lawyer again, please put your foot in my ass

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Mike doesn't like people. People don't like Mike.

I don't wanna' be like Mike.

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I laugh in the face of danger. Then I run and hide until it goes away.

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I'll bite off your nose and spit it down your pants.

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That's weird. About as weird as the dream I had of riding a tricycle with Billy Idol.

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I got a nut sack nibbling iguana and he's damn hungry.

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Dude, come over here so I can wet slap you.

Today's Lucky Proverb

I will beat you mercilessly with my torso.

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Shoulda gave him a donut and a cup of coffee