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How about you click the red X and get out of my chair

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The Front Fell Off

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There's just not enough french horn in heavy metal these days.

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Dude's voice is as smooth as a Ken doll's nether regions.

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I was gonna' do the master cleanse, or order some of those Kinoki foot pads.

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That's a cool looking dog. I'm fascinated with dogs . . . and, little girls watering statues.

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Congratulations! You just won a life sized My Pretty Pony!

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That's like spraying perfume on a turd.

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Was it Ivan Lendl? No, it was some guy. Uh . . .

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I shall ride a horse through Mariners Park . . . bare back. Or, maybe go on one of those harbor cruises.

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We've angered them by shoving them into sausage casings.

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So, this is what it feels like to be Smarty Jones.

And, the follow up to that statement was: How can you be smart as a horse?

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Where'd that chunk of skin go? She either ate it, or it's in my couch somewhere.

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Don't you hate it when you sit on your own junk?

Well, it's better than sitting on someone else's.

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Are you the man? Cause your holding me down

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I was thinking 'yeah', but now I'm thinking 'nah.'

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I mailed it off tomorrow.

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Dude, I got answers to questions that aren't even asked.

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Jesus Christ is not a weapon.

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Scrooge comes dressed in many forms.

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That guy's a walking punchline.

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Open to it and listen heartedly

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But honey, I can use a hat shaped as a pterodactyl.

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A kilt? Really? Is he Scottish? No?

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That didn't taste like vomit, but it sure burnt like it was.

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Talking to that guy is like eating a peanut butter and ear wax sandwich. Most unappealing.

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Fresno. I spent a week there one night.

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Dude. I love ya' like a brother . . . now get the fuck out.

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You guys are bananas . . . and bananas is good.

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If happiness is water, then you, my friend, are oil.

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Hmmm, maybe I should say something about the weather.

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If you see me work for a lawyer again, please put your foot in my ass

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Mike doesn't like people. People don't like Mike.

I don't wanna' be like Mike.

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I laugh in the face of danger. Then I run and hide until it goes away.

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I'll bite off your nose and spit it down your pants.

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That's weird. About as weird as the dream I had of riding a tricycle with Billy Idol.

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I got a nut sack nibbling iguana and he's damn hungry.

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Dude, come over here so I can wet slap you.

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I will beat you mercilessly with my torso.

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Shoulda gave him a donut and a cup of coffee

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The best thing about a 3 day weekend is now you've got a 4 day week.

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I got a Y chromosome and I'm not afraid to use it.

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Dude, I'm not a beet transporter.

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It's hotter than sasquatch after running a marathon.

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By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz.

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Shouldn't a done what you did.

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We've got specials on sock puppets and edamame.

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A cough in the ear is better than a kick in the nuts.

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You know. . . contrary to my facial expression, your story did not bore me to tears.

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