Lucky Sez
The old goat with a lisp, glass eye, wooden leg and bad hair. We call him lucky. This is his daily dose of wisdom
Monday, October 20, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
There's just not enough french horn in heavy metal these days.
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
Dude's voice is as smooth as a Ken doll's nether regions.
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Friday, September 19, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
I was gonna' do the master cleanse, or order some of those Kinoki foot pads.
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Friday, September 12, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
That's a cool looking dog. I'm fascinated with dogs . . . and, little girls watering statues.
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
Congratulations! You just won a life sized My Pretty Pony!
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Monday, September 8, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
That's like spraying perfume on a turd.
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Friday, September 5, 2008
Today's Lucky Wisdom
Was it Ivan Lendl? No, it was some guy. Uh . . .
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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
I shall ride a horse through Mariners Park . . . bare back. Or, maybe go on one of those harbor cruises.
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Friday, August 29, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
We've angered them by shoving them into sausage casings.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Today's Lucky Proverb
So, this is what it feels like to be Smarty Jones.
And, the follow up to that statement was: How can you be smart as a horse?
And, the follow up to that statement was: How can you be smart as a horse?
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